Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Cody's Answering Some "Is that Normal?" Questions!




Guys, if you could only see his facial expressions before he answers. HILARIOUS!

1.  Is it normal for 2 men to hug?
Paige: I have to say that it depends on how long they've known each other, if they're family etc

Cody: "It depends. Are they father and son? (Me:No). Best Friends? (Me: sure). It's not normal for me and Sean (his best friend) to hug. Unless its a joke. I guess it depends on the circumstance"


2.  Is it normal to gag on your toothbrush while brushing?
Paige: I've never brushed that hard....

Cody: "It depends, are you a girl or a guy? (Me: You're you.) Oh, me!? No! That's weird! Only gay guys and chicks should gag on anything!"


3. Is it normal wear the same bra daily?
Paige: Maybe for a few days, especially if you don't go anywhere/don't get sweaty but eventually there's a point you need to change.

Cody: Idk. If I was a girl, I'd wear the same bra daily. What, do your boobs sweat all the time or something? (Me: If you're sweating, your boobs are sweating) Oh, that's hot. Whenever I imagine boobs sweating, I imagine huge boobs getting hit with a hose, like baywatch or something"

4. Is it normal for grown women to frequently use the words "like" or "um" while speaking?
Paige: I use "um." because I pause. I don't really use "like" anymore.

Cody: Why are you asking me these girly questions? Is it normal for me to wear a bra? No. Is it normal for me to use like or um? No, Idk what women talk like.
But in short, it's normal unless it's in an annoying ass voice


5.  Is it normal eat cake batter/dough?
Paige: Umm... yes!

Cody: Idk. I never liked cake batter but I eat cookie dough

6. Is it normal to go "commando" in public/at work?
Paige: Not unless you wanna feel sexy

Cody: Why would it matter if its private or public? Ain't nobody pulling down your pants!
Actually, it is normal. Chicks wear skirts for easy access, why do we have to wear underwear? Plus, it's less laundry...
Actually, it depends on the guy. Some guys need underwear


7.  Is it normal to have long toenails?
Paige: ugh...talon feet. 

Cody: Uh, yeah. I do. I can't find clippers that will clip them! 

8.  Is it normal  to try on an article of clothing in the middle of the store? 
Paige: Fawkward much? My mom used to make me doing that and it was sooo embarrassing!

Cody: You know what? No. That's douchebaggy.
Actually, I'd love to see people do that, funny as hell. 
But it's a bad idea b/c security could come up and ask if you're trying to steal shit.

9. Is it to tell someone to be quiet or "shhhh" someone in a quiet setting?  ie. church, movie theater, meeting, etc.
Paige: I just go tell the manager if I'm in a movie theater and I glare at them in a meeting/class setting

Cody: I'll tell em to shut up at a concert

10.  It it normal to change clothes multiple times before leaving the house? 
Paige: Yep! Do it almost every time I'm about to go out!

Cody: It's not normal to change clothes. 


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10 comments:

Kim Orpin said...

This cracks me up!

Pamela said...

This is hilarious love it!

Lauren said...

These were hilarious! Sounds like something my husband would say, too haha!

t.c. said...

Love it! LOL

Men are so strange.

Ashley Lynn said...

I'm going to have to ask my hubby these questions and see what i get out of him.
I love cody's answers!
Ashley @ AllRoadsLeadToHomeLove

Niki said...

Hahaha this had me cracking up. Keepin' it real with the boob sweat.

Amanda C. said...

Ha ha the sweaty boobs comment made me laugh out loud.

Anonymous A said...

The boobs comment is hilarious! Funny guy!!

Lacey_Renea said...

I'm cracking up at your #2 lol

lil desiqua said...

Haha I love his answers to #2 and 3! Such a guy's guy! But really, you need to get him to get a pedi stat! Or find him some decent clippers!

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